I’m no fan of posts about the Top 5 thisses or Top 10 thats, but even I can hold out against the tide for so long.
The Top 5 Top 5 Blog Posts EVAR!

The Recycled - this list will be comprised of only of points that you’ve seen in other lists, almost definitely in the same [...]

WASHINGTON (AP) — Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama laid out list of political shortcomings he sees in the Bush administration but said he opposes impeachment for either President George W. Bush or Vice President Dick Cheney.
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“I think you reserve impeachment for grave, grave breaches, and intentional breaches of the president’s authority,” he said.
USA Today.com- Obama: [...]

On Saturday, Martin and Rika sold all their stuff to the “Tealit vultures”. Within one day of posting an ad on Tealit, Martin got over 80 emails from people interested in buying the stuff he couldn’t take with him to Canada. It sounds great, but he didn’t call them “vultures” for nothing. [...]

Oh, how I’m starting to hate you, Netbank. First it was putting a block on my card because it looked “suspicious” when I, an American, left Taiwan to go back and visit my family in Colorado and used my debit card within a two mile radius of their address which you mouth-breathing idiots have [...]

Summer is here, and business is booming at First Step. More students have signed up for my first and second grade classes than I can teach, and fifty more are on a waiting list for our normal classes. Nearly every day, more students and parents are visiting or asking about our school. [...]

I’m so shocked by the sheer amount of ignorant, yet argumentative idiots on Digg that I can barely even muster up a real rant. There’s an article by a math teacher explaining the common confusion his students have with the idea that 1 = .9999… repeating. He went to great lengths to explain [...]

Fucking crumbly piece of dried shit Taiwano-hick town public service bastards! How the fuck hard can it be to keep basic salt of the god-forsaken earth services running!? Has there been a typhoon? No. Has there been an earthquake? No. So, why for the sake of all things good, [...]

Whatever demented individual who came up with the Taiwanese recipt lottery should be shot. There isn’t a single more evil institution anywhere. No matter how many times I tell myself that “playing lotteries” is stupid and that I want no part in it, it does no good.

At 7-11
店員:您要一個袋子嗎?
Me:不用.
店員:八十塊…找你一百…
Me: 發票不用.
店員: 你可以完lottery啊. 上次我中了! [...]

Another blog in Taiwan caught my eye today. It was so funny, I had to link to it. Ryan Whalen’s talking about the ridiculously nationalistic/Taiwan-aggrandizing maps in every classroom at Shīdà. Ryan ridicules the side by side placement of the flags of Taiwan and the UN (which doesn’t even recognize Taiwan). [...]

My first Truth in Advertising post generated the opposite reaction I expected. The “meat” spaghetti sauce which didn’t list meat on the ingredients not only didn’t inspire a single “WTF, that’s wack!” comment, but people actually leapt to its defence. Oh, it just says “肉味” in Chinese, said one poster. Oh, secretly listing [...]