It’s been less than a day since I opened this blog, so imagine the joy I felt upon checking my page and seeing that I had two shiny messages in reply to my post about the letter “x”. Oh, how quickly that joy turned into something else once I saw that one “wasn’t a scam” that really could make me rich, while the other was an exciting post about Japanese highway construction-related products I could purchase… WTF!!!? Spammers, you’ve already earned a special place in my heart for rendering my email account helpless against your barrage of 400 emails a day. Now, you’ve earned a nomination for your own very special place on the deathlist.